December 2011
Me: Are you trying to say I‘m going to be deliberately stupid?
Mum: no, just that there are a lot of wankers out there.
New years resolution:
Yes, I have one.
Quit smoking.
If one more person accuses me of something in this...
I will stab them.
NO, I DID NOT FUCKING USE YOUR FCUK BODYSCRUB BECAUSE I FUCKING HAVE MY OWN AND IT’S TWICE THE SIZE OF YOURS SO PLEASE STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF AND KINDLY FUCK OFF.
My alarm didn't go off. Guess who didn't get up...
I think I’m going to cry.
theyellowcrayon asked: K. Holly, I'm actually being serious. GO TO BLOODY BED.
eeeee, guys, do you see this? It's approval from...
ysalameh replied to your post: HOLLY. GO TO BLOODY BED BEFORE I START BOSSING YOU AROUND BARE LOADS LIKE LAST TIME. DO YOU WANT TO HAVE YO’ WAGES DOCKED CAUSE YOU BE BEIN’ LATE AGAIN? NO? THEN SORT YOUR SHIT OUT. DO YOU WANT TO MISS THE STOP BECAUSE YOU FELL ASLEEP ON THE TRAIN? NO? THEN SORT YOUR SHIT OUT. Just. Sort. Your. Shit. Out. Now.
Hahaa I love ya!
Oh I love ya tooo Yaman :’)
madeinkashmir replied to your post: Can I be a daffodil please?
Your life.
You’re just jealous.
theyellowcrayon asked: HOLLY. GO TO BLOODY BED BEFORE I START BOSSING YOU AROUND BARE LOADS LIKE LAST TIME. DO YOU WANT TO HAVE YO' WAGES DOCKED CAUSE YOU BE BEIN' LATE AGAIN? NO? THEN SORT YOUR SHIT OUT. DO YOU WANT TO MISS THE STOP BECAUSE YOU FELL ASLEEP ON THE TRAIN? NO? THEN SORT YOUR SHIT OUT. Just. Sort. Your. Shit. Out. Now.
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Can I be a daffodil please?
They are yellow.
They’re in bloom for a season or some shit like that.
Then they die.
BUT THEN HOLY SHIT, THEY COME BACK TO LIFE NEXT TIME IT’S THAT SEASON
Can I?
That would actually be so perfect?
Best moments of 2011:
I know there’s a whole day to go but I’m going to do this anyway.
Romana became my best friend in the whole wide world ever.
The look poppy accidentally gave someone in the library who was wearing an “I support the IDF” t-shirt.
My mum calling my stepdad a fat shit and then falling straight through the chair she sat down on.
Finally leaving Westfield.
Saresh came out...
I should probably get some sleep because I have...
You know, after I finish work. And travelled an hour into central because I’m working near overground and not met. And overground only gets trains once every 20 minutes. But yes, asides from that GOOD FUN.
I love people that can tell I'm tired when I don't...
I don’t know why.
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Romana: E E EDL
Me: and on that farm he had a white supremacist E-I-E-I-OH
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I can't ever imagine myself growing old.
I don’t really think I want to grow to old age.
Nuh-uh. Just no.
And we wonder why my mum thinks we're...
Romana: People only pay attention to my nonsense, not my actual seriousness, babyboo :(
Me: Awwwwww, babyboo, I love you.
Romana: Awww I love you too, get in my bed?
Me: Alright, be there in 10.
Is it sad that I have a perfume, body spray and...
Like, forreal, I put them on and it’s like I’ve been transformed back :O
kozmosis replied to your post: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag back :)
You should go on a rant about it anyway. It annoys me when people do that and they really should look up the definition of insomnia.
but the definition I know might...
leptiir asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag back :)
That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
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Nah but I’d actually do this though.
nunslikeclunge:
http://www.change.org/petitions/norway-stop-deportation-of-gay-ah-rasol-to-iraq#
Undercover police cleared 'to have sex with... →
stay-human:
Undercover police officers routinely adopted a tactic of “promiscuity” with the blessing of senior commanders, according to a former agent who worked in a secretive unit of the Metropolitan police for four years.
The former undercover policeman claims that sexual relationships with activists were sanctioned for both men and women officers infiltrating anarchist, leftwing and...
Rather than waste money trying to ban abortion,... →
femmewave:
Adopt a child.
Fund contraception.
Support free healthcare.
Donate to charities that work to eradicate childhood diseases.
Donate to Amnesty International, so they can get innocent people off Death Row.
Donate your time to working with the hungry / homeless.
Knit blankets for *wanted* preemie babies.
Support people who miscarry. They might actually need it.
Fight domestic...
I'm going to have to tidy my room before I do more...
I can’t work in this mess.
That awkward moment when you inquire about an...
sageoflogic:
#ding ding ding! We have a winner! #slut-shaming
blackholesandabsolution:
maybe if you’re so disgusted with your body and supposedly have loads of self confidence issues you wouldn’t take several pictures of yourself everyday and post them online
b-b-b-but I’m disgustingly sexy :(
Sitting in the bath tub revising because it is the...
Pre-school, nursery, primary school, secondary...
Funfunfun.
Holly, don‘t piss me off.
Go back to sleep, now.
Things that go together perfectly:
yourhijabi:
me
my bed
me
my bed
me
my bed
Why am I awake?
Cause in the night time when you’re sleeping, I’ll be there to say, that I loved you and I left you anyway.