January 2010
when i am drunk i can rap really well
and i kept getting woken up in the night by my glowsticks
i lent against a wall at some point last night and the back of my topdress was all red and mum asked me if i’d lent in blood ahaha :’)
she doesn’t remember picking me up, or getting home :’)
hai gays i'm hhome
amnd slightly drunk
but not as drijnkj as my7 mother :D
I have nothing to wear tomorrow
whyz can’t th3e fairy god mother show up now ? :/
aaavisatsuma:
So today on the board the title was ‘Whats Special About Meristem Cells?’ for one of the powerpoint slides. I found it funny because they’re unspecialised so it’s nothing..
get it?
no? okay.
ahahaha i get it i just wouldn’t write that on the slide if i was you :P
mmm tesco chocolate orange milk with oatmeal and...
cue this is why i am fat :D
omg sarcastic kid - true love part 1,2 and 3 are...
ohmy breaking in my shoes really hurts.
and people were laughing at my hand size compaired to faisels
for anyone that wants to know, the tips of my fingers measure up with the bottom segmenty thingy (yes hands are compairable to grapefruit now) of his hands ><
some people are just so romantic pahaha :')
Your always in my mind Ever since we met Your always in my thoughts Impossable to forget Your always in my heart Which puts me in your debt Your always in my dream And all my dreams are wet!
I am priceless sometimes.
I was holding my hairband up to my ear and heard ticking, I was puzzled, then realised I was holding it up with the same arm my watch is on
I love how I wake up in the morning and my hair is...
guys, that was a joke.
yeah well you're gay in the face.
feeling hot hot hot
I'm not normal
on the way home me and luke were discussing how the girl walking infront of us was proper peng
sorry whut ?
it's so easy to spend shit loads of money you...
…. oh mother *puppy eyes* bail me out ? ;D
Ollie is so racist to me
he calls me honky and snowman.
Don’t go there whitey, the black guys on my side (H)
Watched ollie on the trampoline with a fractured...
I love the fact that I have achieved fuck all this...
that in itself, is quite an acomplishment :)
HAITUMBLR
yesterday I had to look in the childrens section for my school shoes.
hai I’m 15 years old and I still wear a size two. jealous ?
looked through loads of old photos
cleaned the bath,
going to clean my room
I STILL HAVEN’T GOT ANYMORE GREENTEA and we went shopping yesterday :O
haha omg that bitch just got schooled :')
and it’s making me laugh so hard.
Fuck off you shit phone!
joshbmx:
aG ASDLTEHLZGHVX CGFN IM SO FUCKING MAD :@
no, stop being mad, think of the teapot ><
He keeps telling me about his sex life
and how his boyfriend is so amazing and rich and shizz
All I can think about is how I’m going to have to pick up the pieces againn
-STOP IT HOLLY, stop being so cynical he’s probably a nice bloke-
I'm in love with an asian
me: steph, I think I'm in love with an asian
Steph: Omg that happened to me once, It's a confusing time in ones life.
Hi, I am a ginger, I don't care about COD or...
facebook has needed this fanpage for tyyyyymeee
As i drove by and saw everyone at the shops I...
that is what I did a few months ago and since then I have got so boring.
I saw him aswell, which is the reason I never got out the car ahah :’)
“1 step 2 step and a…” “you tickle me and I will hurt you”
That sket makes me so angry :@
If she really had anorexia then she wouldn’t be out boozing every night (too many calories)
she wouldn’t be broadcasting it over facebook either
WTF
and as for wanting to change and not be a sket anymore, I’ll believe it when I see it
oh and I walked home with ashley... or not
Me lauren and ashley
lauren got to her mothers car (lazy cause she lives 5 minutes away)
so ashley goes to me, “I’m not walking with you, no I’m being serious, I am going to listen to my ipod and forget you are even there until I get home, then I am going to eat, because that is how serious I am”
so we get half way down the road and ashley is singing to me reaaaally...
just watched the grudge 3.
was it really worth a weeks worth of sleeping with the light on and having nightmares ? probably not :O
So yeah today we did role plays in citizenship and it was on teen pregnancy and katie goes to yaser i’m pregnant to which yaser is like ARE YOU DUMB ?! ARE YOU DIZZY?! ARE YOU SMOKING SKITTLEZZ ?! swear down mr brady actually laughed.
OMG today these two girls got in a...
rain = shitty,
gimme teh dry weather, even if its just 10 minutes worth of it :O
haha i goes whut to hamid in citizenship
forgetting he’s asian and would probably yell racist at me :P
he just goes “why you gotta take da piss outta da way my mum speaks doe?”
hahaaaa to which i go “your mother actually speaks like that?”
then he was like “hahah no i was joking, whaaaaaaaaat”
so english with tai talha and vicky was hilarious
because tai spoke and sezgin mimed and so did talha and vicky
it was so amusing
So this morning the sky was actually really dark...
Me: OMG WHY IS IT SO DARK :O
zaeoikf-person: because sir hasn't turned on the light yet
Thanks for that bright sparkle of information right there but that is not what i meant and you know it:
In one posts time i'll have reached 1000
whut
there is no good way to mark this is there ?
“You can love someone without trusting them”
yeah so all this week
there has been fights :O
there haven’t been fights this bad since the race fight with the police battons in year 8 :/
swear down this place is wasteeee :)
haha so at this party, old william got off with a...
and now he’s faking a relationship with lucy to get out of having to break it to her that he doesn’t like her
me and luce don’t really approve of this
so have come up with this plan to give the girl his number and tell her that she should text him every night and every morning cause he can’t sleep cause he’s thinking about her.
we’re never gunna do it cause...
wake up in the morning feeling rough as shit
log on to facebook and see advice has helped someone
get a thankyou message in yurrr inbox
FEEL LIKE IT MADE YURR WHOLE YEAR AND ITS ONLY JANUARY :O
watching juno like woo
haven’t seen it in at least 2 months :O
In june I am doing my work ex at the gym
me
of all people
I am the living embodiment of lazy :O
apparently, this convesation took place between my...
Dad: I ain't got no pencils
Teacher: no, you haven't got any pencils, she hasn't got any pencils. we haven't got any pencils, they haven't got any pencils.
Dad: well who the fuck has all the pencils then!?